IF I RAN THE ZOO...
... IT'D ALL BE GOOD
really, it would. hey, fuck Dr. Seuss, ya know it? lookit, if
that fuck was really some kind of Gift from God, he'd have,
like, the Nobel Fucking Peace Prize, right? which he don't...
... what he does have is a lot more Syndicated TV Programs
than I do. yup. Cat in the Hat, my ass~ how's old boy, there,
gonna deal with the changes of the times? what about the
mutations and such, ocurring on a regular basis? hummph.
here at unbalanced, we welcome change. change for the good
of all. change for the better. change for the TollBooth. any kind
of change, dammit. so, if I ran the Zoo, this, you might see...
Olympic grade Hamsters in Ping Pong tournaments,
you bet. hey, what could be better, ya know it?
these Gerbils would be training for the Rowing Competition.
there's always be room for this Allibirdor, too...
... as well as this Cardinal Fox. yup...
... and this HummingMouse would always have a home...
... that is, as long as this DogBird has nothing to say about it.
oh, don't confuse this tiny fuck with a BirdDog...
... or, David Bowie's dog. Holy Fuck, what a mess...
... but, not as much of a mess as this FUBAR doggie...
... or, even this mad Junkie Dog. yikes!
ya could run across an Elvis Impersonator Dog, though.
chicanery like this would be kept to a minimum...
... and Primates would be left free to roam...
... but, when all is said and done, species like
old CowKitty, here, will always have a home.
yup. even FalconWolf will have a place at my Zoo.
the BananaFish? oh, yeah. a special Aquarium for him/her/it.
there won't be any Polar Bear tricks, ya know it?
... or any Ape-Jockeying going on, either.
I would make good and sure that animals like this
poor 3-armed mutant have a home and can never
be destroyed by the likes of PETA or the ASPCA...
... oh, hey~ what kinda Zoo would I be runnin' if'n there
wasn't some type of Pig~Fucker involved, ya know it?
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
... IT'D ALL BE GOOD
really, it would. hey, fuck Dr. Seuss, ya know it? lookit, if
that fuck was really some kind of Gift from God, he'd have,
like, the Nobel Fucking Peace Prize, right? which he don't...
... what he does have is a lot more Syndicated TV Programs
than I do. yup. Cat in the Hat, my ass~ how's old boy, there,
gonna deal with the changes of the times? what about the
mutations and such, ocurring on a regular basis? hummph.
here at unbalanced, we welcome change. change for the good
of all. change for the better. change for the TollBooth. any kind
of change, dammit. so, if I ran the Zoo, this, you might see...
Olympic grade Hamsters in Ping Pong tournaments,
you bet. hey, what could be better, ya know it?
these Gerbils would be training for the Rowing Competition.
there's always be room for this Allibirdor, too...
... as well as this Cardinal Fox. yup...
... and this HummingMouse would always have a home...
... that is, as long as this DogBird has nothing to say about it.
oh, don't confuse this tiny fuck with a BirdDog...
... or, David Bowie's dog. Holy Fuck, what a mess...
... but, not as much of a mess as this FUBAR doggie...
... or, even this mad Junkie Dog. yikes!
ya could run across an Elvis Impersonator Dog, though.
chicanery like this would be kept to a minimum...
... and Primates would be left free to roam...
... but, when all is said and done, species like
old CowKitty, here, will always have a home.
yup. even FalconWolf will have a place at my Zoo.
the BananaFish? oh, yeah. a special Aquarium for him/her/it.
there won't be any Polar Bear tricks, ya know it?
... or any Ape-Jockeying going on, either.
I would make good and sure that animals like this
poor 3-armed mutant have a home and can never
be destroyed by the likes of PETA or the ASPCA...
... oh, hey~ what kinda Zoo would I be runnin' if'n there
wasn't some type of Pig~Fucker involved, ya know it?
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
... IT'D ALL BE GOOD
really, it would. hey, fuck Dr. Seuss, ya know it? lookit, if
that fuck was really some kind of Gift from God, he'd have,
like, the Nobel Fucking Peace Prize, right? which he don't...
... what he does have is a lot more Syndicated TV Programs
than I do. yup. Cat in the Hat, my ass~ how's old boy, there,
gonna deal with the changes of the times? what about the
mutations and such, ocurring on a regular basis? hummph.
here at unbalanced, we welcome change. change for the good
of all. change for the better. change for the TollBooth. any kind
of change, dammit. so, if I ran the Zoo, this, you might see...
Olympic grade Hamsters in Ping Pong tournaments,
you bet. hey, what could be better, ya know it?
these Gerbils would be training for the Rowing Competition.
there's always be room for this Allibirdor, too...
... as well as this Cardinal Fox. yup...
... and this HummingMouse would always have a home...
... that is, as long as this DogBird has nothing to say about it.
oh, don't confuse this tiny fuck with a BirdDog...
... or, David Bowie's dog. Holy Fuck, what a mess...
... but, not as much of a mess as this FUBAR doggie...
... or, even this mad Junkie Dog. yikes!
ya could run across an Elvis Impersonator Dog, though.
chicanery like this would be kept to a minimum...
... and Primates would be left free to roam...
... but, when all is said and done, species like
old CowKitty, here, will always have a home.
yup. even FalconWolf will have a place at my Zoo.
the BananaFish? oh, yeah. a special Aquarium for him/her/it.
there won't be any Polar Bear tricks, ya know it?
... or any Ape-Jockeying going on, either.
I would make good and sure that animals like this
poor 3-armed mutant have a home and can never
be destroyed by the likes of PETA or the ASPCA...
... oh, hey~ what kinda Zoo would I be runnin' if'n there
wasn't some type of Pig~Fucker involved, ya know it?
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
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